Pornographic Teen Pastabot

The saltwater river that runs through Stepford Wells- I mean, SPANISH Wells



The spiral croton is the equivalent of the four leaf clover, but instead of good luck it means ham sandwiches raining from heaven. And I found it.



This is what the sunset looked like off of the Bahamas Provider.



The "pasta" section of the menu at "Teen Planet."



Bahamian phone cards are suggestive to the point of practically being pornographic. Sheesh.